ticked off
I’m sure you’ve all heard tales
of the practical jokes played on people new to a job. Like being sent to the stores to get a bubble
for a spirit level, a bucket of fresh air or a left-handed screwdriver. There are many examples of this type of initiation
tomfoolery.
And I was involved in one of my
work place’s pranks.
One of my early jobs was as the
senior officer in a small office in the council’s audit section. I was responsible for carrying out monthly bank
reconciliations mainly, but also for handling our stock of blank cheques
(remember cheques?!) for all the council’s bank accounts, and various other exciting
administrative duties. As auditors, we
of course had to “tick” things as they were checked. We even had special purple pens that were
exclusively for our use.
It was these “ticks” that were
the subject of our prank.
A new starter would be sent to my
office to ask for a box of audit ticks.
Of course, no such boxes existed, and generally, people would quickly
latch on to the fact that being asked to collect them was a joke.
Apart that is from one poor soul
who presented at our counter one morning and asked for a box of ticks. “How many?” we asked him. He didn’t know so we sent him back to his
office to find out. “What size?” was our
next question, and he was sent on his way again. “Colour?”.
Back he went again. And so it
went on and still he didn’t have a clue.
After about half an hour we sent
him on his way again, telling him to come back in 15 minutes to pick them
up. In the meantime, we found the
largest box we could, sealed it and labelled it up and awaited its collection.
Bang on time the unfortunate
subject of the prank turned up, picked up the clearly empty and extremely light
box and returned to his office with them.
I only wish we could have been
there when he opened it.
I'm not big on practical jokes....I always feel too sorry for the jokee...... :(
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