it's getting silly now

I change my computer every five years or so, and by the time I do my outgoing machine is creaking at the seams and fit to burst while it tries to handle the latest photo-editing technology and ever increasing raw file sizes I throw at it.

I'm your huckleb...I mean Apple

I'm three years into my current iMac and while it's fine I can't help but feel that by the standards of the latest Apple computers that have just been released I'd be better drawing my images as that'd probably be quicker!

Incremental improvements have generally been small enough that by the time my machine is five years old I really notice an improvement boost when I change.

These latest computers though?  It's just insane.  Their performance makes current computers look like archaic, 1960's tape-fed behemoths that took three weeks to do a sum.  You know, the ones that took us to the moon?!

Analysts are falling over themselves in praise of these latest laptops and I have to agree that their performance is simply staggering.  It's like ten years of development only condensed into one!

Of course I want one.  But I am going to wait my five years.  I can't imagine what they will look and perform like in 2024.  I imagine they'll perform a task before you've even thought about it.

That is if they haven't taken over the world and enslaved us all by then...